Greetings to Bishop Fintan 'Fear Na Bruíne' Monahan, who is still recovering from his recent minor surgery.
We wish to clarify that we would not defame aforementioned bishop by accusing him of it being heart-related as that would involve him having a heart - and we know that not to be true.
We are also unable to claim it was an attack of conscience as we are also more than aware that he does not have one of those either.
So Fintan, had it anything to do with your recent run in the Dublin City Marathon - alongside your spandex-wearing female friend?
By the way where did you both go after aforementioned marathon?
Have you yet written your response to the solicitor as promised?
Or are you now going to take this opportunity to submit your resignation - on medical grounds of course - to Rome?
You can do so under : Can. 401 §2. A diocesan bishop who has become less able to fulfill his office because of ill health or some other grave cause is earnestly requested to present his resignation from office.
And this time Fintan, the signature will be a genuine one....unlike some others previously submitted by you and your cabal in very recent times, to Rome.
Also
Fintan, considering your attitude of 'we believe you', what now your
position in relation to same said female now being somewhat being made
to account for herself before the local courts down there in relation to
untruths?
Do you still believe her despite all the evidence to the contrary?
And you are more than well aware that she lied blatantly to you (and others) and yet you continue to keep your head in the sand....how do you justify this Fintan?
Can we look forward to your resignation?